It’s probably easier to tell you what I am not:
**A kung fu fighter
**A good housekeeper
The rest of the rumors are probably true. For more information about who I am or what it is I do go to: http://www.christopherkline.net and hit the “ABOUT” button. It’s a bit long so I didn’t want to intimidate anyone with too much reading on this page. In the “Gallery” sections you can read more about my ideas behind the paintings and what went into them.